Go on.... GET!!!

I believe Robin Thicke said it best, "it's your body we will go hard as you want to, give you sex therapy" in every single way that should be embraced. Too many times do we fail to please our significant other the way they should be pleased. And how exactly should we please them?... You would love to hear that huh? Well unfortunately every man and every woman is different. But the common mistake we as men make is we tend to think we are king of the jungle. Don't get me wrong women like when a man takes control, but let's be honest we don't know every trick in the book. LEt this be known there is nothing wrong with asking how the other likes it, hell some people need those instructions LADIES and GENTLEMEN everyone has had a WTF sexual experience. Funny thing is even if you think your always on top of your game it's possible you yourself were someone "WTF is he/she doing" experience. Don't wanna give sex tips, but it's the holiday so if you do anything else right to your own knowledge atleast try this. First and foremost listen to the other person and listen carefully, women like to know you care about what comes out, not just what you can put in. Secondly think before you just do something you saw on a movie or read in a book. Remember every girl is different and yours just might kick your ass for trying some outrageous shit you saw a dude do. Third be graceful a woman is exactly that a woman, she's not some toy you play with there are no knobs to twist THINK BEFORE YOU DO!!! And last bu no least no matter what it is you present in the bedroom be confident... Don't be a mandingle airhead, but be confident in every move you make, there's nothing worst than a woman feeling out the BITCH in you. With these tips I guarantee nothing, for like I said in the beginning everyone is different, but I can tell you it's a start if nothing else. Be safe, and have a Happy Holidays!!! GO ON GET

-- Learned a lot, I'm no expert but I am WIZZ

Faith in "us"

Fascinated by the illusion of you and I being together forever. Arguments steady arising, yet I for some reason can't see past the love I have for you.
Clearly I'm blind for only a blind person would stay and put up with the bullshit from a demon such as yourself. Yeah that's it I'm blind, or am I I'm so confused I wanna scream. You know what, maybe I stay because deep down inside I know the good out weighs the bad. Whatever it is i can't leave, trust me I've tried if I could I would. Because sometimes, just sometimes you drive me to the "I wanna hide your body where no one will ever find it" mode. But of course who does that hurt, no one but, yeah you said it "me" everything hurts me but you act like you don't see that. You act like I'm made of stone, you act like I don't have feelings like the shit you do will bounce off of me. Well you know what I'm not fucking superman BITCH... wait I didn't mean that, I didn't mean to call you out of your name I LOVE YOU. it's just sometimes, just sometimes I don't know what to do, sometimes I feel like I'm at this alone. Everyday I look for some reason to stay and everyday I receive it, but sometimes just sometimes I doubt my signs. Are you the "one" is there a one... I feel like this is everything I've been waiting for a "us," then other times I feel like it's a mistake. You always say you don't need me, "I was fine before you and will continue to be after you". Let me just say this, that hurts me personally I was fine before you as well, but even with our ups and downs I feel like I'm better with you and now I can't see me without you, I can't pitcure it ever not being an "us". My heart is never confused I come back because beyond the drama I see a bright future, a future that consist of "us". It takes two to play this game and let me tell you what a wise friend said "there are no rules to this game called love." I HAVE FAITH IN "US" CAN YOU SAY THE SAME....

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Waiting for Love

The story of our lives... Waiting for love, i'm sure I'm not the only one to ask "does true love really exist?". I think the answer is actually a little more simple than we may think... True love exist only if you open your heart and accept the right one. But then that brings about the next question, "how do you know they are the right one?". Now that, that question right there is not as easy to answer. I can say it like this I don't believe there is one true love, on the contrary I believe there are many. The person in which you believe to be the one, will be the one that best suits your needs or whom you feel is most compatible with YOU. There is no ONE perfect person, no man nor woman is "perfect" we are all simply human, but there are those whom we feel are "perfect" for us. Every man and every woman is going to have problems or flaws, it's up to us to find the one with the least that we can most tolerate. I advise you if your truly looking for someone, that "one" true love DON'T... We don't find love, love finds us, and it always does so when we least expect it. On another note if love does find you don't be the person that rushes things the last thing you wanna do is wait for love, only to scare love away. Life, Love, and Harmony are magical for those who wait... Let life develope we don't have all the time in the world, but we do have just enough to where we don't have to make ill advised decisions. That doesn't mean we won't make mistakes lol that alone is inevitable, our selfless mistakes are what build our characters. Believe it or not relationships are built on mistakes they are what make relationships stronger, they allow us to know if we can make it through the hard times not just cruise through the good ones. They allow us to be in touch with reality and not base our relationship on fantasy Snow White ass dreams. Life is difficult and with that so is love, so if you get that opportunity to share your love with someone you believe in and believes in you, DON'T BLOW IT. There are many people out there to love, but only a few will truly love you back. Ladies a "GOOD" man is hard to find, don't blow it with your insecurities, I know a lot of dogs have messed I up for the good ones remaining... But you have to find a way to LET YOUR PAST BE YOUR PAST... Don't bring the drama and doubts from your last relationship into your new one, life is about taking risk. In order to love you have to take the chance you may be hurt... No one ever really gets it right on the first try. Like I said no one is perfect, but there is someone that's perfect for you.


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Detached from the Needy Emotionless

As the days go by each person gets a little older... For me, with that so do emotions. After a certain amount of time passes you learn to separate yourself from the emotions of others, you stop caring what the next has to say. Well I take that back some do, others live for the compliment of the next, and die by the put down of the present. Sadly I call those individuals the weak, those whom have yet to adapt to todays society. Everyone has a friend or three that are just hands down fucking NEEDY... Like everytime you turn around that hoe can't be alone always wanting something. Me personally I laugh like "what did you do before you had a cellphone, or a computer and still had no car," my guess you banged your head against handrails enjoying the pain fascinated by the blood. Needless to say NEEDY hoes can be both men and women, but tend to be women more than they do men... Simply because women, not all but a vast majority act like down right ATTENTION WHORES. Tell me there is no truth to that statement and I will officially make this my last post... PAUSE 4 RESPONSES... Yeah I didn't think so, the needy are irrelevant if you starve those hoes they will learn, if you continue to feed the urge you come to a Octo Mom sized brick wall. The only thing I feed NEEDY muhfuccas is my emotionless DICK oops did I say that, ohh wait this is my blog. From Myspace hoes to Twitter hoes the NEEDY will always be there... Time to weed these simpleton chimps the fuck out. OFFENDED by this post is anyway hit me on Twitter with a "I'm offended" comment @wizzbarz I will respond accordingly... Don't know wizz send the tweet and find out!!! Have a great day lmao

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"Tis the Season"

I hate to say it but it seems its the season for how do you say, "Break Up's" real talk beware the bug is in the air. It almost makes you think a little deeper, with the timing of the break up is it the recession, or is it planned out due to the fact that Christmas is right around the corner. I think about these kinds of things maybe thats just the asshole in me, but then again maybe there is some real truth to it. Whatever the case may be this bug is definitely going around, relationships are dropping faster than J Lo at the AMA's. I know that last comment was wrong but shit its the truth something is going on, take a minute and ask yourself how many of your friends have dropped thier other half these last few months, or are on the verdge of doing so. i mean c'mon son this use to be a season of togetherness, both family wise and relationship wise but i cant help but say it TIMES ARE CHANGING. More and more people are falling out of love and im not talking those fake ass Celebrity bullshit relationships, lowkey thats all publicity but thats another post another time. But seriously im talking about the people you see everyday, that relationship that you tell yourself "they always argue but even through it they look so in love". Well I bet you never thought it would come to a end did you. I know i was one of those people saying "they always argue but it makes making up that much better" smh i was wrong too, PERSONALLY i think its Wendy Williams putting the bug in everybody ear that nigga is the problem for everything. No but in all seriousness if you ask me relationships are failing because we as a people are falling further and further away from the state of reasoning. We are not able to talk about the problems we have so we rush our final judgement before we really know what it is we wanna do. We make mistakes as humans but have almost completely gotten to the point where we truly dont feel there is anything we have done wrong. Our imperfections make us human, but our will to forgive allows us to love... somewhere down the line we need to remember no love not worth working for is worth having, every relationship has their up and down... NO GRUDGE HELD IS WORTH LOSING THE ONE YOU LOVE, LIVE, LEARN, FORGIVE ...NO ONE EVER SAID FORGET

Jump Off Already!!!

Simply put i had enough of these "Celebrity Dick Riders" i mean seriously what the fuck people. How many people, women inparticular do you hear say something like "Trey Songz is my baby daddy" Lmao yall be killing me with that shit, just think about it, -->>YOU<<-- say you want a good man but you call a dude your baby daddy, not your husband but your "baby daddy" (WIZZBARZ DEFINITION OF BABY DADDY: NOT ALWAYS BUT, USUALLY A NIGGA THAT LACKS THE NECESSARY REQUIREMENTS TO BE A GOOD FATHER LOVING BOTH THE MRS. AND THE KIDS... A BROKE BITCH ASS NIGGA) SMH but on the otherhand ladies i see bogus bullshit from yall daily, seriously how many good men will you fuck over due to the previous relationship. Ladies are you not worthy of marriage or is it that the "i want a good man" shit, is just that shit ---> BULLSHIT THAT IS. You know what i got it imma call you HE MA BABY DADDY SCEAMING HOES ---> "Celecky's" cause i swear twitter freaks A.K.A "BECKY" sit there making love to celebs with over 100.000 followers like they see that 1 tweet nonsense, as usual the freaks get no response... So what do the "Celecky's" do they get nastier thinking maybe he is just looking past my tweet because he wants more. SMH all bullshit aside i have come to the conclusion that many people pretty much are "TWEETSTITUTING" and dont realize it. I have followers that send me #twitterafterdark comments in hopes i follow them, people please know i am no damn celeb i dont follow for freaks i follow for laughs, pure 100% crack enttertainment. Truthfully i see it like this FUCK a celebrity...please tell me what they have done to alter your life in a promising way...DONT EVEN ANSWER <--- AUTOMATIC FAIL BITCH... If your offended then perhaps im on my way to becoming the next big thing... MA TWITT FAM KNOW WHATS UP...FUCK A CELEB I #ROAST YALL TOAST "3 CHEERS BITCHES"

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THIS WAS THE BEFORE PICTURE OF THE WOMAN YOU WERE MADLY IN LOVE WITH?

NOW WOULD YOU STILL HAVE THAT SAME LOVE IF SHE LOOKED LIKE THIS YEARS LATER? IF NOT CAN YOU REALLY SAY YOU LOVED THAT PERSON?

Is He Cheating?

9 times out of 10 your that females claiming you know exactly when your man is cheating. Now lets pause and be realistic for a second. If you knew when a man was cheating you would be selling that knowledge to those dingy, clearly blind females around you correct? Ok then so stop that B.S. Men cheat just like women cheat, now honestly i don't know if women are better at cheating and not getting caught, or if men are just dumber therefore more trusting of you ladies. Whatever the case may be both sexes cheat, but how do you know when they are cheating? LOL well that's simple, many people believe there are signs but truth is signs that works for one does not mean the next is doing the same because you see that identical sign. Truthfully there is no way to know when someone is truly cheating unless you catch them in the act, of pay "CHEATERS". In other words either ruin your relationship by playing "I SPY" or be confident and do you. A good man or woman will do what they wanna do regardless, life is about your happiness if someone is bringing you down cut that hoe loose. Excess baggage is just that baggage no one says you have to travel with baggage, buy new shit when you reach your destination, same concept with men and women. Look at it like this... if you think you have a good relationship don't go fucking it up second guessing yourself. Unless you feel there is a reason A REAL REASON to question your significant other, just keep doing what you have been doing. And if they do slip up and gve you a clear cut reason, well then leave the trash...Like jay-Z said "ON TO THE NEXT ONE!!!"

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"Im in there"

I'm in there, did lots of thinking about it but wasn't sure i would actually go through with this blog fantasy. I'm happy to say have no fear Wizzbarz is here, yeah i know gay right? But truth is most of the shit people read is gay along with the shit they see on t.v. and then decide its cool enough to be the so called new fad. I mean WTF for instance "skinny jeans" what the hell is this gay epidemic since when did it become OK to wear your little sisters pants. Seriously people whats next women start wearing male jock straps, or men start taking birth control this shit is bananas. Someone needs to contact the NewBoyz and slap them, then slap their mothers, then slap the next 60 people you see wearing that up surd bullshit. If you don't agree eat a dick, choke on that same dick, then tell Hitler life is better without him cause your for sure going to hell for supporting this bullshit todays society loves to call fashion... Good Night and fuck you I'm WIZZ CATCH ME IF YOU CAN.